.. tappity tap tap ..

Ooh, just had to share a pet peeve of mine. It seriously irks me when someone comes up to me and tap, tap, taps me on the arm (or anywhere on my body for that matter). One tap would probably be okay, but one is never enough for people. It's always a series of staccato-like taps. Oh, no.

That's it.

P.S. | In case you were wondering, no one did that to me today. Just happened to think about it while having my breakfast (i.e., some cheesy potato chips...hey, they were baked!).


  1. I just stumbled across your blog. I'm doing 17 years for tomfoolery in a minumum security prison. Did you know I did a search for pussy and ooh fancy that came up?

    God, you're blog is so insensitive.

    How do you think it feels to be tapped in the buttocks while taking a shower? Or in the weight room while doing squats? How do you think it feels to get "tucked in" by Sampson, who's built like a Gorilla by the way. Gorilla dicks make black guys look pequeno.


    P.S. Do you want to be my penpal? Write me back at SampsonMakesBlackGuysLookPequeno @ yahoo dot com

    P.P.S. I'm Sampson. I like to tap people with my big Gorilla dick.

    P.P.P.S. The guard just tapped me on the shoulder so I crushed his face...fancy that.

  2. Even more amusing after I read it the second time. You scared Mara, Sampson!


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