.. dear fancy ..

We will be starting a new series here at Ooh Fancy That, and let me tell you, it's a groundbreaking idea: The Advice Column!

We can all thank CD for the column name! I think it's very cute and fitting. The idea is simple: you submit questions to "Dear Fancy" via email or in the comments section of this post below, and we'll answer them for you.

If I don't get any questions, I'll likely just make something up and then proceed to answer the question myself. See, I like for things to be honest between us.

This is partly inspired by TK's hilarious advice column post.


  1. Dear Fancy,

    My girlfriend sometimes drinks too much and wets the bed. I've let it slide in the past, but it's happened twice in the last week. This has coincided with her being fired from her job. So, I want to go easy on her, she's fragile at the moment.


  2. Dear Fancy,

    I wanted to get a massage over the weekend. Nothing else. Spas are so expensive, so I opted for a massage parlor. Why pay $85 an hour when you can pay $30, right?

    After 45 minutes, Song asked me to turn over for the happy ending. I wasn't aware that there would be a happy ending, so I begged her off, and pointed to my back which I meant as a subtle hint for her to continue the massage.

    The next thing I know, there's a finger up my hazoo! I yelped like a little girl and ran out of the room only to realize that I left my clothes on the chair. I gingerly tiptoed back in, hoped she wouldn't be in the room and she popped out in front of the door and demanded $20 for "a most shameful act." First, she anally assaults me, then she demands payment for it. I don't think so Song.

    Was I wrong to stiff her?

    Oh the shame,
    Unhappy Ending


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