.. heat, you're killing me! ..

Here's my guide on how to stay cool in this scorching heat...

Stay in your car...while blasting the AC
Stay indoors...while blasting the AC
Take a nap
Eat some ice cream
Submerge yourself in a tub of ice cubes
Take another nap
Wear very little clothing, but don't gross people out
Try to move as little as possible without getting cramps or having your limbs go numb on you

Well, I think this has the beginnings of a great list. Comment below if you have more brilliant suggestions.